So in just a few days I leave for vacation. We are finally taking our honeymoon and I’m ready to go. Now. Work is really stressful right now, things with the house seem to be looking worse every day, so I just want a freaking break from doing laundry and vaccuuming and dealing with electricians/plumbers/construction people and taking out the trash and grocery shopping and cooking and feeding the dogs and pooper-scoopering. A vacation is definitely in order.
So this morning I spent two and half hours on the phone working with a user who had an assortment of things she needed assistance with. Phone support is possibly the crappiest part of my job, and I do my best to avoid it. But in some cases, you just can’t. So after I hung up the phone, I uttered a few obscenities and took a few minutes to catch up on email. Then I remembered something that always brightens my day. The Chronicles of George. A few years ago when I was working for a telecom company that was on the verge of bankruptcy, my co-workers and I had lost all motivation to work (who wants to work when you aren’t sure you are getting your next paycheck?). So we found things online to pass the time, when we stumbled on the Chronicles of George. I’m not sure if anyone outside of IT can truly appreciate them, but it brightens my day knowing at least I don’t have to deal with George.
From the Chronicles of George website:
“George is, quite simply, the worst helpdesk technician ever.
His grasp on the written word is shakier than a canoe full of epileptics. His knowledge of computers is thinner than a Vegas dancer’s chiffon underpants. He is, by all standards of intelligence, a rock.”
So take a minute to peruse the tickets from the worst helpdesk technician ever. Hopefully you will get a good laugh out of it too.
http://chroniclesofgeorge.nanc.com/